{"product_id":"hope-you-dont-poop-during-labor","title":"Hope You Don't Poop During Labor Greeting Card","description":"Celebrate the upcoming arrival of a baby with a touch of humor and naughtiness! This funny and cheeky card is sure to bring some laughter to the mom-to-be. Made from high-quality brown card stock with a matte finish, this card offers a beautiful texture and feel. The A7 size (5\" x 7\") card is printed in Colorado, USA, on paper matte stock and comes with a matching kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Send some laughter and well wishes to your sister, friend, or loved one on their journey to motherhood.\n\n\n- Perfect gift for friend, family member, or co-worker\n- Blank Inside\n- Printed in Colorado, USA onto a paper matte stock.\n- Large 5 x 7 inch greeting card\n- Printed on thick, durable cardstock for a high-quality finish\n- UPC barcode on back of card\n- Packaged and sealed in reusable clear plastic sleeve\n- Includes 1 kraft brown envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper","brand":"Sleazy Greetings","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":46853090934933,"sku":"SG000611","price":7.4,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0757\/7003\/6373\/files\/Hope_You_Don_t_Poop_During_Labor.png?v=1769351204","url":"https:\/\/mystiktides.myshopify.com\/products\/hope-you-dont-poop-during-labor","provider":"Mystik Tides","version":"1.0","type":"link"}