Funny Mother’s Day Card for Mom – Dickhead of a Child

Our customers have been waiting for a Mother’s Day card that’s brutally honest in the funniest way possible. Dickhead Of A Child delivers — a bold, self-aware apology wrapped in sarcasm that moms with a sense of humor will actually appreciate. A go-to wholesale greeting card for boutiques, gift shops, and bookstores: impulse buy near the register, perfect for Mother’s Day, birthdays, or just-because moments, strong reorder rate. Retailers who stock funny, rude, and irreverent mom cards report this as one of their fastest movers. Specs: 5 x 7 inches. Thick, durable matte cardstock. Blank inside. Includes kraft brown envelope (30% recycled). Printed in Colorado, USA. Sealed in a reusable clear plastic sleeve. UPC barcode printed on back. Top reorder item — pairs well with other funny, sarcastic, and novelty mom cards.Our customers have been waiting for a Mother’s Day card that’s brutally honest in the funniest way possible. Dickhead Of A Child delivers — a bold, self-aware apology wrapped in sarcasm that mom