Vintage Sit On My Face Until You Suffocate Me - 70's Vintage Valentine's

Surprise your special someone this Valentine's with our Vintage Sit On My Face card. This 70's themed card features a cheeky message that will surely make them laugh. Show them your love in a unique and playful way. Caution: suffocation may occur (wink). Great for Valentine's Day or anniversary, considering the dark nature of this card. Celebrate Valentine's Day, and anniversaries with a touch of humor and naughtiness with Sleazy Greetings cards. This funny card is the perfect way to show your love and appreciation for your husband or significant other, whether it's for a special occasion or just because. From the witty text on the front to the high-quality card stock and matte finish, this card is sure to impress. It's also blank inside, so you can write your own personal message. Each card is printed in Colorado, USA, on a paper matte stock and comes with a matching Kraft envelope made from 30% Post-Consumer Waste recycled paper. Give the gift of laughter and love with Sleazy Greetings cards.